My second first baby

Everyone said the second kid was going to be easy. The second kid would sleep, the second kid would chill in his crib and coo, the second kid would make us all breakfast. Apparently I have given birth to two first kids because he does not sleep, he does not sit and play by himself and he has yet to even offer to fix so much as a snack. All he can do is cute. And boy is he lucky he's cute.